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Alright, let’s bang this one out. It’s 6 P.M. right now and my exam is at noon tomorrow.
I’ve got loads of time. Okay, haven’t read any of the chapters. Not a big deal. 16 chapters,
definitely doable. Chapter 1, page 1, let’s get a move on it. I’ve got my can of Red Bull,
some Chinese food, and my good ol’ sweats. We’re good to go.
It’s pretty simple if you think about it logically. All I need to do is study the information
in this book so I’ll have the material inside my head, then I use what I’ve learned and apply
it on the test to get a good grade.
Okay, Chapter 2 here I come! 300 pages in 15 hours, doable. 20 pages an hour, that’s nothing.
I read the last Harry Potter book in, like, one sitting and that was 500 pages. This should
be a walk in the park.
I’m not stressing out, I’m just getting a little aggravated, that’s all.
Where’s my roommate?!? He’s in my class, why isn’t he here studying with me? If he’s
not back in the next ten minutes to help me study I’m stealing something from him, swear
to God. I’ve always wanted that green t-shirt he has. I mean, don’t get me wrong, he can
pull it off, but I’d definitely rock it harder.
What the fuck is a diode?
I need a break. I’ve read like 3 chapters in 6 hours, not a bad start if you think about it.
I really don’t need to be reading the entire chapter. It was stupid to think I did. I’ll just
skim from now on, right after a quick well-deserved break.
Spiderman 3 was awesome! Granted it was a little under 3 hours, but I think it was worth it.
Now I’m relaxed and ready to go. 9 hours left and I’m gonna pump this sucker out like you
wouldn’t believe, right after I go online and talk to some of my buddies about that one
scene in Spiderman where….
Those last 5 hours really flew by! First I was talking to my boy Ben from back home about
Spiderman for like an hour, then Rachael signed on and was all “OMG, I hate boyz!!!” so I
ended up talking to her for a couple hours then she came over. Shit, I only have 4 hours left.
School is fucking stupid man. Like, what’s the point. Okay, so I learn all this useless information,
then apply it on the test, only to completely forget about it the next day. SO STUPID!
What’s the point of memorization? Just give me the fucking book during the exam, ya know.
You’re not only wasting my time, you’re wasting yours as well Professor... Stupid Glasses...
and Gay Sweater Vest.
This isn’t my fault. The whole educational system is flawed. This is definitely not my fault
for leaving it to the last minute. I'll just read the one page chapter summaries from now on,
skimming takes too long.
I wish I could just download information from Wikipedia into my brain. That’d make my life
is these days. All I need is an original idea and then…MILLIONS! This idea about downloading
information into our brains is pretty good I think. Plus my friend's dad is a carpenter, maybe he
can help me out with the logistics or something.
Who am I kidding, I could never invent that. It’d probably involve diodes anyway and the hell
if I know what they do.
I can't take this exam. How can I get out of it. Shit. Shit. Shit. Um...what if I broke my leg. Hahah,
yeah I'll break my leg! They can't expect a cripple to take an exam, that would be inhumane.
I'm not going crazy! Don't EVER say I went crazy or I'll kill you I swear to God I'll kill you!
I just beat the system, that's all. And when all you poor saps are taking your exam at noon,
just think of me, relaxing in a hospital bed eating ice cream and delaying my final exam
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| Life's a bitch and then you die; that's why we get high
Cause you never know when you're gonna go
Life's a bitch and then you die; that's why we get high
Cause you never know when you're gonna go
Life's a bitch and then you die; that's why we get high
Cause you never know when you're gonna go
Life's a bitch and then you die; that's why we get high
Cause you never know when you're gonna go
Life's a bitch and then you die; that's why we get high
Cause you never know when you're gonna go
Life's a bitch and then you die; that's why we get high
Cause you never know when you're gonna go
Well you hate me I'm gon' hate you too
It's as simple as that
Die motherfucker die motherfucker die
You don't give a fuck I don't give a fuck
Go down any way you want it to go down (do it now)
Weak, jealous motherfuckers (do it now, do it now)
Fuck y'all!
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| motherfucking tbs, your not cute
come over here so i can slit your throat.
ahhhh
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| missed calls from all the wrong people
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